You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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