New invention idea: vibrating tampons
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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