Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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