just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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