He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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