3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
