I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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