Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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