Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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