He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
