the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come back. Shots need mouths.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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