Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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