There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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