is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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