But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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