Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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