so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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