that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
