she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
