new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
porn star boner night. come get it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize