saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
His nipple licking is glorious
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