that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The power of my boobs compel you
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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