he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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