He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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