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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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