i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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