Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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