question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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