eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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