Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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