they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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