i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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