so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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