The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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