ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
