Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
