I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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