You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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