I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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