Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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