dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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