HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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