So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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