But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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