Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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