Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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