therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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