wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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