i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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