wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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