Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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