so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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