hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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